I am having a day with a capitol D. Wildman was all hopped up on Easter candy when I got him from school. Insert picture of a hellish car ride here. We get home sugar fueled chaos ensues as I TRY to get lunch together. Suddenly I discover that Baby A is missing. He locked himself in the bathroom and took all the toys out of the play shopping cart and put them in the toilet. I get kids eating and make a bucket of warm water with Lysol to sanitize toilet toys. I dry them and that is done. Wildman then has to use the bathroom. He is always quite chaotic in the bathroom but today was over the top. He was banging on the walls and using up all the soap while running the water. I left poor Baby A in the high chair eating and he decided that potatoes in his hair was a good idea. I cleaned the kitchen, and the boys.
I got lucky and they took a decent nap. We braved the grocery store. I bribed Wildman to try and hold it together at the store, with a visit from our neighbor kids who are 7 and 10 but usually get along with him nicely. When I got home I called their Mom and they came over since it is pouring out. Finally they settled in and watched Bee Movie for all of 5 minutes. Wildman could not deal with them in the house and he just went crazy. He annoyed them purposely and they left. Then I feed him dinner. Chicken, brown rice, asparagus good healthy stuff. He threw the food on the floor and all over the table like a two year old. Up in his room he went and I had another cleaning project. Thankfully, I have 30 minutes till bath time. I am not sure I am up for this ADHD parenting. I fear the future.
Please send the mothership to pick me up. The natives here are holding me captive.
Hey, when the mothership gets to your house, will you please PLEASE come by and pick me up???? I’m dying over here!