My unwholsome chaoes is kicking off in a big way. As I walked into work, a lesbian couple almost had a fist fight with a table full of straight dudes. My money was on the lesbian couple, the dudes didn’t have a chance.

It calmed down when a couple came in so all over each other they wouldn’t come up for air. I have seen less in a soft core porn movie. The third wheel girl sat there and texted the whole time. The single guys at the bar had masturbation mental masturbation material for weeks.

This all was followed by a republican lawyer agruing with me about the privitization of the schools. He then wanted to discuss ASTROLOGY. Now it is slow.

I have to say. I love a job with suprises around every corner.